• Hallelujah

    If you saw “The Watchmen” (aka Tales of a Blue Schlong), you may recall that Jeff Buckley’s Hallelujah was used as the soundtrack to the worst sex scene ever. Luckily, Sonya Tayeh and So You Think You Can Dance gave me this amazing dance, which can now supplant the terrible sex scene as the default […]

  • Hi.

    I’ve been thinking about starting a blog for a while, but couldn’t decide what topic I wanted to focus on. So I figured I’d combine some of the things I love the most — eating, baking, swimming and shopping. And the occasional hot guy photo, of course. Right now I am on a diet, so […]